Shiver Me Retinal Timbers!: Shiver Me Retinal Timbers!

Shiver Me Retinal Timbers!: Shiver Me Retinal Timbers!

Shiver Me Retinal Timbers!: Shiver Me Retinal Timbers!

Shiver Me Retinal Timbers!: Shiver Me Retinal Timbers!


Here’s the poem by Simon Armitage. With a revised ending …

The Beacon Dusk, doubt, the growing depth of an evening sky,
dark setting in as it did that night,
the forever vastness of outer space
reflecting the emptiness here inside,
shadowing, colouring, clouding the mind.

But somewhere out there there has to be life,
the distance only a matter of time,
a world like our own, its markings and shades
as uniquely formed as a daughter’s eye,
distinctly flecked, undeniably hers,
looking back this way through the miles and years

to a lantern cupping a golden blaze,
its candle alive with a fierce blonde flame
for the thousandth time, for as long as it takes ...
... just so long as we're pissed by ten and don't miss our Tapas steaks.

Shiver Me Retinal Timbers!

Keep me as the Apple
of thine Eye!
Now isn't that uncanny NASA's recently announced New Planet in some distent corner of their unknown Universal space, and Channel 4's Big Bother's Logo, both uncannily resemble the right eye of still missing Madaline MacCann! And what's also uncanny, is that both NASA and Channel 4 have just finalised recent deal's with Walt Diseny Studio's, and there's Madaline dressed up as Snow White just a couple of week's prior to her unfateful trip to Portugal with her parent's Gerry and Kate McCann.

Now read what Kate and Gerry claimed in 2007, "Lord Stevens of Kirkwhelpington, the former Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, said yesterday that Mr and Mrs McCann, from Rothley, Leicestershire, were the victims of a witch-hunt.". Yet Kate and Gerry are both lifetime member's of the Anglican Church, renouned for being involved in persecution's, murder's, money laundering, kidnapping, fraud, identity theft, you name it, they've done it the Roman Catholic way for the last 600 year's, and are still today involved in thousand's of case's of child molestation and abuse's every year! So do you truely, honestly, undeniably believe, that Kate and Gerry McCann 'never knew anything' about their Church's hundred's of year's worth of publically available history of practicing Schitzophrenic Satanistic Ritual's, Munchausen by Proxy Incest and Peadophilia, etc; etc; etc; and the Famous Vatican's Fama Fraturnitata of 'You scratch our back's in the public record's, and we'll scratch your's with the Bank Manager out of the Public Fund box', with the 'Don't let the right hand side of your brain, know what the left hand side of your brain is doing', and you say; Wot! Oh come on, havn't any of you Lot Poli$hed your Philisophical Pineal Stone's for a Neural Upstart yet, and can see that you've all been taken on a Schitzophrenic's Roundabout of pathetic Psychotic Doc's and Wac's Chase, with the McCann's incredible crap of excuse's to cover up their selling off of their own daughter to Science for as much as they can take out of the story in the media, and You're all Paying them for the Entertainment whilst they've got a Timer counting how long it's going to take the plainly obvious to get through to the other side of the that big wide Valley between everyone's eye's!